21st Century Christ, Breaking The Good News

Author: Touch_The_Clown

Date: January 15, 2005

by Touch_The_Clown
1-15-05
Joseph! Joseph! I've got the most amazing news! I'm pregnant! We're gonna have a baby! Can you believe it!
Umm, I don't get it, you said you we're a virgin when we first met years ago, and we've never had sex, so, um, how can that happen?
Uhhh, well, umm, like this err angel said its gonna be, um like the son of God, and stuff, so umm, the err normal stuff doesn't like, need to happen, and stuff?
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THIS IS SO COOL! I CAN'T BELIEVE OUT OF EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD WE'VE BEEN CHOSEN TO RAISE THE SON OF GOD! YES!
fuck.