True Story! #1

Author: Trelle

Date: February 2, 2003

by Trelle
2-02-03
Ellert and Bill...
Dude! Did you hear about [NAME DELETED] who's crack was showing in English class that made you puke all over yourself?
Yeah...Her ass has it's own Congressman!
The Plot thickens...
HAHA! Really? Who is it?
Dude! It's Tom Arnold! And you know what their National Anthem is?
IT MAKES SENSE!
No, What is it...?
TOM ARNOLD! TOM ARNOLD!! TOM ARNOLD!!!