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by Trelle
2-02-03
The
Oh no...I pooped them again...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL??
Adventures of
...I'm sorry Jesus...
Fucking Bastard. GODDAMNIT! IT WON'T GO AWAY!
Jesus!
Well Howdy, Jesus!
Fuck off.

 

by Trelle
2-02-03
Satan
Man! Does Satan Rule!
Hell yes! Lay some skin on me brotha! Ha! Get it? You are a robot and I'm a skeleton, we don't have any SKIN!
Is
Yo, Brotha-man! Waz Happin?
I'm just a little sad. I asked Satan for skin and he hasn't answered me, I thought Satan was cool....
Cool.
I'll give you Skin! HAHAHA!
Wow, maybe Jesus is the cool one! Do I look wicked sexay?

 

by Trelle
2-02-03
Woe is me...
Oh, I wish the garbage man would come already...
Hey! Get ouf of my house!
Woosh! This panel is going by so fast, you can't even see it!
Okay, bend over.
Again? Sheeeeet.
Symbolism.
Fuck this shit, dude. I'm out.
Just...fucking....kill me.

 

by Trelle
2-02-03
Ellert and Bill...
Dude! Did you hear about [NAME DELETED] who's crack was showing in English class that made you puke all over yourself?
Yeah...Her ass has it's own Congressman!
The Plot thickens...
HAHA! Really? Who is it?
Dude! It's Tom Arnold! And you know what their National Anthem is?
IT MAKES SENSE!
No, What is it...?
TOM ARNOLD! TOM ARNOLD!! TOM ARNOLD!!!

 

by Trelle
2-02-03
Pirates
Arr! Walk the plank!
Wait! You've already kicked my ass, took all my money and had your way with my wife, couldn't you just please let me go?
Kick
No! Har Har Har! Arr! Now walk the plank!
*crying*
Ass.
Arr! I fucking rule!
AHHH! SHARKS!

 

by Trelle
2-02-03
Kathleen and Ellert
...So the guy goes, "You might need to wipe off your bottom" and he was old and creepy...
Haha, at least it wasn't the Farscape guy!
Use your imagination and pretend that a hi-five happens after this panel.
Ha! Yeah that's true! That guy's head is so huge!
Yeah it is! It's wicked huge!
Now that Kathleen is in College, none of their friends get any of their "The State" references! How Sad!
The State was the best show EVER! "I'm Doug! and I'm outta heeeaaaa!" Right guys? Guys?
Haha! Yeah! "Why don't you dip your BALLS in it?" Right guys? Guys?

 

by Trelle
2-02-03
My little brother is so gay.
Sweet! After skateboarding with my friends and rapping to some Eminem lyrics, I can finally fulfill my true passion! THE LIFETIME NETWORK!
Okay Ladies! Get ready for our next touching Lifetime Original Movie, "My Son is Coming Out of the Closet."
His little secret it out...
Hey, Chris! I just got back from kicking ass! OH MY GOD! What the fuck are you watching??
Oh shit! Now he knows my secret! He knows my gay little secret! I'm outta here!
Lifetime = Gay. Chris = Lifetime. Therefore...
Therefore...Oh no! Chris must be GAY!
Women and Gay Men will rule the world! Lifetime Members UNITE!

 

by Trelle
2-03-03
I went down to the beach to see KiKi..
Ehhhhhhh!
WHATEVER!
Then later this chick comes up to me...
Hey are you that dude?
YEAH WHATEVER!
Then later I'm at the pool hall and this chick is all like....
Awwwwww....
YEAH WHATEVER!

 

by Trelle
2-03-03
Then it's 3AM I'm on the corner wearing my leather this dude comes up...
Hey PUNK!
YEAH WHATEVER!
Then I'm throwing dice in the alley, Officer Leroy comes up..
Hey! I thought I told you to-
YEAH WHATEVER!
Then up comes Zaffa, I'm like "Hey Zaffa, what's up?"
Nothing.
That's cool....

 

by Trelle
2-03-03
Eric and Bill at the movies.
Best Movie Ever.
yeah...
Bill Has a Leg Spasm!!!
?
OH God!! *Leg Spasm*
Bill limps out of the theater. Hilarity ensues! The End!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I wonder why that tall gangly kid was shaking my chair so much....maybe I'll make his head bleed after the movie! Man this movie sure is long....*sleeps*.

 

by Trelle
2-03-03
Scott visits Santa.
Okay, Santa! I got a camera at CVS. Now I want to show my parents that I'm moving on and meeting new people, do you think we should get Steve over there in the picture too?
Well, ho-ho-ho! I don't know! Let's ask him!
Steve is pissed. Scott is laughing on the inside. Santa is confused.
What the fuck? I don't want to get in any friggin picture with some kid! I hate this job.
HAHA! What a fucking dumbass.
To be continued....
Okay, Steve! Smile for the Camera!
This fucking sucks.

 

by Trelle
2-03-03
Scott and Santa's special picture. Lots of hugs. Oh yeah.
Okay, Santa! It's time for our picture now!
What is wrong with this kid?
Scott and Santa's second special picture. Lots of hi-fives and hand rubbing. Oh yeah.
Ho ho ho! That was very nice. But now I think it's time for all the other boys and girls too-
Hey! In this next picture we're gonna pretend we're slapping hi-five so I can show my parents how I've moved on!
Oh, don't you wish you were there? This is such a bad ending.
Boy is this kid fucked up...
HAHA! What a bunch of dumbasses. I fucking rule.

 

by Trelle
2-05-03
Making good first impressions.
Hey! What are you doing SITTING THERE?! I'm totally going to kill you now!
Just leave me alone. I hate the world. Things can't possibly get any worse. Nobody has it as bad as I do.
Marty wines about everything, as usual. Meanwhile, Ulyses' patience diminishes...
Really? Well maybe I can help. I'm Ulyses. Now, what's so bad in your life?
Yo. I'm Marty. Well, first off all my teachers have the nerve to fail me! I'm obvioulsy the smartest person in the entire school. Also I don't have any money and I don't have a job blah blah blah.....
And that, girls and boys, is why Marty is blue. Literally Blue.
Oops...maybe I should have wiped that Radioactive Chemical off my knife before putting that kid out of MY misery. I have a feeling this isn't the end of Marty...
What the fuck is happening to me?!?!

 

by Trelle
2-05-03
That's a "sucky" situation!
Oh this sucks.
Now you know how it feels to be stuck in something underwater! Take a look around! Look at all this garbage in the beautiful ocean!
He's "suck" between a rock and a hard place!
I kind of have other problems on my mind, so would you kindly FUCK OFF Hippie Dolphin!!
Yeah, fuck you too buddy!
He's fucked. And that fucking Dolphin was right. The End.
I'm fucked.
Hey...that Hippie Dolphin was right...

 

by Trelle
2-05-03
Ellert steals Chris' Credit Card to buy the White House.
*huh-huh* Um, yes! My name is Chris Wood and I'd like to buy the White House! Here's my Magical Goodies Creator!
Okay, Mr. Wood. I'll just take this credit card and process the order right away.
Disclaimer: Chris Wood does not get "wasted", and with that said...
I wonder if Chris noticed I took his Magical Goodies Creator...
Shit. What did I do with that Credit Card? I gots ta get WASTED! Maybe if I didn't get so WASTED all the time I would know where I put that damn Magical Goodies Creator.
Look I only got 3 fucking panels to work with. Make up your own goddamn ending you lazy fucks!
Okay, Mr. Wood! This all checks out, and I hope you didn't mind that I gave myself a little tip...
HAHA! You shittin me? It ain't even my Card!

 

by Trelle
2-08-03
The boys go out to UNO's for a late dinner...
Haha! Hey Brian listen to this shitty music! It sounds like a bunch of little girls! This totally sucks!
Actually Ellert, it's a bunch of little boys! Haha!
The Funny Part is coming....
Haha! Yeah! A bunch of little BLACK kids!
Just then a black waitress walks by...then a big black thug stares at Chris...Needless to say, the boys jet...THE END!
I outta kick that lil cracker-ass cracker right in his cracker-ass, cracka.
Oh man...that black guy is totally grillin me...I think it's time we leave now!

 

by Trelle
2-13-03
Ellert puts on "Party Boy" so Jim and seductively dance for Steve.
Haha! Dude I'll go put on "Party Boy" so you can dance on Steve! Then he'll get out of your seat!
Haha! Good idea, Ellert!
However, Lague has other plans...
Hey! Never put on music without asking first! Blah Blah Blah!
Damn Lague has some nasty breath. And he sucks too. If he'd just fucking listen to "Party Boy" I'm sure he'd like it...
Because of Lague, Steve didn't get out of Jim's seat, no one got to enjoy "Party Boy" or see Jim dance, and everyone in a 5 mile radius had to endure is horrible breath. The End.
Damnit Eric, Lague fucking sucks. And his breath sucks too.
Hahaha! Wait until he flips his folder over and see's that huge thonged ass poopin' in a mouth! Hahahaha!

 

by Trelle
2-16-03
Scott, Trida, Ellert and Christen go through the drive through at McDonalds.
Yo Trida, "what to drink"?
Uhhh....Milk. Milk.
So Trida get his McMilk and Scott decides he's going to get some food. Then we go through a 3rd time...
Ugh...Can I have buffalo chicken wings?
Ten or Twenty?
As Scott drives away his car makes the elephant squeek noice. Priceless!
Three Seventy Nine.
No. ...Nevermind...

 

by Trelle
2-16-03
Trida, Ellert, Jim and Eric are leaving Chris' house to go home for the night...
Hey Chris! Are we GutenBAND jammin' tomorrow?
Jesus, Trida better slow down he's gonna slip on that ice...
Trida runs for Eric's car and can't stop himself because of the ice on the ground. He SLAMS into the side of the car with a huge THUD!
Yeah! Tomorrow Night!
...Oh Shit!
Fucking HILARIOUS! There weren't really any ambulances, Trida was fine. I love Happy Endings! The End!
AHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Hahaha! Shit, I hope he didn't dent the car!

 

by Trelle
2-21-03
Alex, Chris, Jim and Ellert are leaving the mall after seeing a movie..............
Haha! That was a pretty funny movie! Woah! Check out Alex jumping off the walls!
Ha! Shit...I can spin kick but I can only do a 180, heh but Scott does a fuckin crazy spin kick off the walls...Oh Man I wanna fight with Trida tonight...
Alex goes to kick off a wall as we are leaving, and his foot goes THROUGH the wall. A massive hole is left. Rock.
Holy Shit Chris! Do you see that fucking hole! I'm outta here!
Heh...What Happened?
Later that Night For Alex............(Choose Your Own Ending! Fun!)
Shit! I better make a comic about me kicking through that wall before Ellert does!
*Crying* I feel like the class clown! Wah! Wahhhhhh!!!

 

by Trelle
2-23-03
It's True!
Good evening everyone. I have recently experienced something I hoped I never would and I‘m here to warn you so you will never have to experience this great injustice as I did.
Yes, the stories are true, I was "sunned" by Trida. Now everyone has probably seen everyone else's ass because well almost everyone has mooned before.
Trida, you Crazy Fuck!
As gross as looking into your friend’s asshole might be, this was just crossing the line. As many of you know, Trida will do almost anything you want him to. This can work both for you and against y
If for some reason your friends are out to get you sunned by Trida, you are fucked. I repeat, fucked. The rest of the night you will be avoiding Trida at all costs and by using a Chris Wood shield Ha
Oh Trida...
I'm not gonna be your victim!
In conclusion, no one has the right to show you their bikini area. Especially some dude, and ESPECIALLY Trida! Goddamnit Trida....

 

by Trelle
2-24-03
Oh Bill....Is it really worth it? Just buy lots at the store!
Satan? If you are listening it's me...Bill. I would totally sell my soul for a bottomless jar of caramel that I could eat for all eternity...
Well that could be arranged.... Mahahaha!
Oh Eric....Is it really worth it? You are practically there!
Satan? If you are listening it's me...Eric. I would totally sell my soul for unlimited Trumpet abilites!
Well that could be arranged.... Mahahaha!
Oh Jim....Is it really worth it? You can just beat a bunch of games!
Satan? If you are listening it's me...Jim. I would totally sell my soul for a video game that I could play forever, something I wouldn't beat in a day!
Well that could be arranged.... Mahahaha!

 

by Trelle
2-24-03
Scott could destroy Hell. RockoN!
Satan? If you are listening it's me...Scott. I would totally sell my soul for crazy psychic powers and more muscle mass. Heh, and then when you'd try to take my soul I'd beat the shit out of you! Haha
Umm....Shit Satan...maybe we better do what he says...I mean we don't want any trouble...
Haha! Christen is gonna kill me for this one...
OMG Satan! I would totally sell my soul if you could make Bam Margera an Aussie boy and remake Donnie Darko with him in it! And add some nude scenes too! Like a shower scene!
What a bunch of stupid shit to sell your soul for....well whatever...
I should have probably asked for all my friends to forgive me for making this awful comic strip! Oh well...
Well Ellert, all your greedy little friends have sold their souls to indulge in their own favorite things. Now I suppose you want something too. Just ask and I'll make it happen...
Alright! But I don't WANT things, I want you to TAKE AWAY things! Like the memory of Saturday, Febuary 22nd! And the nickname "Sunshine"!

 

by Trelle
3-02-03
Oh the Stupidity! Ben Affleck was like 12 years old in the 80's!
Hey, can I help you find something?
Yeah! I'm looking for an Eighties movie to show at a party I'm having! Ohh! Is "Chasing Amy" 80's?
*sigh* No, that's Blockbuster you stupid old fuck. There should be an IQ test to get through the doors.
Oh I see you are looking at the videos, can I help you find a particular one?
Yeah, these videos are only to rent right?
Poor, Poor Kathleen....Well, all in a day's work I guess.
Great, after dealing with Steve, Tony, DJ Ken, and that Big-Headed Farscape guy, Now I got this old pervert looking at my ass. *sigh* I can't wait to go to college...
*heh-heh* Oh miss! You might want to wipe off your bottom after sitting on that dirty, dirty floor! *heh-heh!*

 

by Trelle
3-07-03
Well, if that doesn't work...(damn that's an ugly Mom)
Hey Ma! Can I stay home from school tomorrow? My 1st teacher isn't here and I'm not doing anything the rest of the day, and I get out at 13:30 anyway...
No! Go to School!
Hmmm.....now what should I do? (Ringu was scary.)
Hmmmm......what should I do to stay home tomorrow....
::RINGU!::
Stay in School, Kids!
Hey! Mom and Dad want you to get up! Go to school!
Haha! Fuck that shit! I'm just staying here! School Sucks!

 

by Trelle
3-09-03
This girl was retarded. And her breath smelled so bad. She also had braces.
Hi, I'm looking for John Mayer's "Room For Squares" Oh no, I was looking for the one with 3 songs on it.
Hmm...I've never heard of that. Probably because it doesn't exist. This girl is retarded. Also, her breath smells really fucking bad.
This guy had a teen-stash. Also, he was fat and retarded. Today sucked.
Hi, welcome to Strawberries. Can I help you find something?
Yes, what's the difference between Playstation 2 and 3? I know they haven't made it yet but you know how PS2 is a DVD player and it goes online. Ya know, things like that?
Because of this fucking guy, I couldn't go talk to Alex, who used his break time from work to come visit me. I didn't even get a break today. Fuck.
Hello. Here's about 1,000 CDs I'd like to sell back used. Also, as you go through you'll find empty cases and very damaged CDs! Have Fun!
Wow! I fucking hate this man. If I didn't know better, I'd guess he's retarded.

 

by Trelle
3-09-03
Oh, here it comes...
Good evening everyone. I’ve some to speak about an issue that, I feel, needs to be addressed.
Boooo! Your Public Service Announcements suck, Ellert! I'm going to watch the G.I. Joe ones on my dvd! Boo yeah!
I'm really in the dark. True Story.
I’m talking about "Retarded-ness." Everyone has it, some more than others. Some people are actually born retarded. For the reason, I have taken out the time to say I have no sympathy for the retards
Fuck Tony from Shaw’s, and that kid in my school, Corky from Life Goes On and Simon Birch. Also fuck every customer from Strawberries that hasn’t thanked me for my help.
By this time, I've lost my audience.
::If someone was here, they'd be offended::
Fuck everyone who has, and will appear in my stupid questions comics. And Fuck You too. Only a retard would read this stupid shit! Thanks For Coming!

 

by Trelle
3-13-03
Why would you ask the store clerk if they wanted something at the restaurant next door? Poor Noel (my boss)...I wouldn’t know what to say...I’d probably tell them they are a retard and make them l
Hey I’m gonna go and get something to eat at Baja Fresh, you want anything?
Uhh....no thanks...umm....I already ate....?
Everything in the store has it’s price marked on it. Yes, even the magazines. People are retarded.
How much is this Magazine?
Well, it says the price right next to the barcode at the bottom there *ahem!-RETARD!-ahem!*
Later that night, I went home and ate Chinese Food! Yum! (Brian works with me at Strawberries. Brian!) The End!
I’m allergic to MSG so I had to watch them eat Chinese Food. There’s nothing worse than being hungry, and watching people eat lunch...
Yeah, Brian. That totally sucks. I can’t think of many things worse than that...well other than stapling your balls to your legs. That probably sucks more!

 

by Trelle
3-13-03
Lame. He's WEARING Clothes!
Hey Bill! Wanna hang out?
No. I don't have any clothes. Or pants.
Lamer. He doesn't do HOMEWORK!
Hey Bill! Wanna go out and get something to eat?
Dude, I seriously can't spend money anymore. I gotta do homework.
Lamest! No comment needed!
Bill! Make some new comics, you lazy fuck!
Nah, I'm way to sick, Grammadukes' cooking is no good.

 

by Trelle
3-25-03
An old lady bursts through the doors, and then just stands in the door way, yelling to me...
Err...Home! Um...Alabama!!
*sigh*
I hand her the tape...
Um, Yeah...we have "Sweet Home Alabama" It's on sale for $16.99. Here you go...
No! No no NO! I wanted to RENT it!
Old people are stupid. They should be smarter than everyone else because they've lived so long, but they aren't. That makes no sense to me. The End.
Oh, well then you need to go to Blockbuster.
Oh no. I pooped 'em again....

 

by Trelle
3-27-03
Theatre Arts class. A girl wants some more of Scott's baby carrots, but she already got the free sample....
Can I have more baby carrots?
Pfft! Yeah, if you give me head!
Now it's time to pay up!
Ewww! Gross! Just the thought of it in my mouth....yuck!
Yeah right, She's probably had it in more than just her MOUTH!
Ms. Zieff overhears the conversation. Scott's Bluntly Honest attitude is most amusing. *Slaps Forehead* The End!
I thought you were a innocent little angel!
Haha! I WAS until I dumped my girlfriend!

 

by Trelle
4-05-03
It's 8:56 PM and we close in four minutes. And he knows this.
Hey! I know you guys are closing I just wanted to look around while I wait for my Mexican Food!
*sigh*
This weirdo spots a sign offering 25% off certain Karaoke CDs. We don't have any more. This guy sucks so much. Haha, and Rita doesn't look anything like that lady at all.
I noticed that this sign is false advertising and illegal. Can I have a free CD? I want to feel better about myself. *Twitch*
No, I can't give you a free CD. I can give you 25% off of any of the other Karaoke CDs we have over there though.
He thinks he should get something for HIS "troubles." Creepy, and weird. There was a lot more creepy and weirdness going down with this guy.
Oh...well unfortunately I can't afford that. *Twitch* Um, well *Twitch* Goodbye..*Twitch Twitch* see you later...
Jesus, Rita! What a fucking weirdo! I was totally going to kick that guys ass if he stayed any longer! Haha! I'm definitely making a comic about that fucking retard!

 

by Trelle
4-09-03
Today in lunch, Trida has a banana. The ordinary banana peel would have gone to waste if it went for Jim...
Hey yo, I got this banana peel here....
Haha! Give it to me! *Snickers* Check this out....
Jim then throws the banana peel at Bill, who in turn freaks out flailing his arms and legs like the googly bastard that he is...
Arrghh! Goddamnit you ass-jerk bastard-hole! Blah Blah Blah!
Hahaha! It’s like Octopus Vagina!!
Just then a little string part to the banana was stuck to Bill, who then flicked it onto Jim’s crotch and Ellert just couldn‘t keep his mouth closed...
Haha! It’s Octopus Vagina Snot!!
You fucking gross bastard! Goddamnit!

 

by Trelle
4-16-03
Call me "giggles" or "chuckles" and I'll slice your fucking throat. Bastards.
Good Evening. I'm here today to talk about the absence of new comics.
Funny things happen everyday, things that make us laugh and smile and giggle when we think of them.
Knowing is half the battle. The other half is fought by little plastic army men known as G.I. Joes. Nooch.
As funny as these things may be, we tend to forget these amazing events in our life...
...And that's no laughing matter.
You've come this far, might as well finish it off...so finish it off you bastard!
So everyone, I ask you, nay I BEG of you, keep your precious memories or good jokes/ideas well documented here on Stripcreator. Goodnight Everyone! Oh, no one is here... Nevermind then.
Still reading? Well it was all for nothing! Because it doesn't even matter! Who cares about making comics on a fucking website? Live a fucking life! God, I feel another PSA coming on...

 

by Trelle
5-04-03
Jim, Eric and Ellert go to pick up Trida for a night on the town. Boo-yeah.
Yeah Jim, the play at school was actually pretty good! Betty! Betty Nugs! Right, Eric?
Pfft, I'd rather just J.O. to--
Eric can't hold back. Trida finally comes out and gets into the car.
Hahaha! Who abbreviates it??
Haha, hey Trida, did you "J.O." today?
Trida pauses for a minute...
Ughh.....yeah about a half an hour before you picked me up. Heh, heh.
Jesus, Trida! I was just kidding! Hahaha, I don't wanna know about that shit! Gross!

 

by Trelle
6-01-03
On Fashion....
Oh my god, you notice how some chicks wear clothes that are like way too small for them. They must have fucked up mirrors or something...
?
On Video Games...
Oh wow, do you remember that big pink thing at the end of Doom?
::Snickers::...umm....you mean Satan?
On the weather...
Oh god I hate the rain. I mean I like when it's like pouring but none of this pussy drizzle shit. If it's gonna rain, then fucking POUR!
Hahaha! Oh I'm so making a comic about this girl!

 

by Trelle
7-10-03
Pirates of the Caribbean in two panels
Oh man, my eyeball fell out for the 600th time in the past 2 hours. I'd better chase it like a bumbling idiot again!
Why are you destroying all the Rum?! I'm Johnny Depp! Arr! This is the Pirate movie!
Gore Verbinski also directed "The Time Machine" but he doesn't want you to know that, so a fake name was printed where it lists the director.
Psst, hey Chris. Why the hell are they having so many like stupid parts in this movie? It would be so much better if--
Shh! Johnny Depp!
YOU KNOW IT!
Heh! Oh Yeah!
So in Love.

 

by Trelle
7-11-03
Oh, They really are Holy, aren't They?
Hey JAMES LABRIE! What's going on?
Well, JOHN PETRUCCI, JORDAN RUDESS has been in the bathroom for quite sometime and I'm worried. I'm going to break down the door with my sword!
Jordan!! What the hell are you doing to your luscious locks?! What about Dream Theater?! We're the ones that are going to have to look at you! Plus we got that photoshoot for the new tour T-Shirts!
'Cause I'm Keepin' it Real! I'm Keepin' it Real!
Haha, This comic has been brought to you by the movie Clueless and a very bald Jordan Rudess. Happy Birthday Chris! (Haha, Umm..you do know this was your present, right? Hehehe)
UGHHH! That's IT, Jordan! MIKE PORTNOY is calling your mother!
No! No no no! Pllleeeaaassseee don't call my mom!

 

by Trelle
7-24-03
Ellert, Eric, Bill and Trida go into Spencer's gifts...
Haha! Hey Eric, check it out! I made a middle finger imprint in that thing with all the little metal nails in it. Let's laugh! *Giggles*
Oh man! Hehehe, you really did! *Giggles*
Just then, Trida finds another one of those little imprint keeper things. Oh you know what I'm talking about!
Hey Trida! Make an imprint of your Jamie Lee Curtis!
HeyYo. *Removes his penis from his pants and presses it in the imprint keeper*
The Morale of the story is: Don’t put your face in one of those silver nail imprint thingies. You might just turn into a Jamie Lee Curtis face. Fin.
Oh my god, Trida! You gotta warn me! I saw it...again!! Haha, people are gonna put their faces in that! Did you see that, Bill?
*Nervous* Gliven! Argh! let's get out of here! *Runs out of the store*

 

by Trelle
8-04-03
Setting: McDonalds Drive Thru
*Crackle* Can I take your order?
Trida, what do you want? OK, give me one of them 10 piece chicken mcnugget value meals.
Trida asks for Mustard sauce, but says it funny. So Eric decides to ask for it in the same tone, it was quite amusing.
.....
Hey, can I get some mussss-tard sauce? Umm...hey! Can I get some mussss-tard sauce?
No Response. After Eric's little comment (see below), he starts to drive away, forgetting the change and Trida's drink. Trida has to run back on foot to get it, hilarity ensues! The End!
.....
Apparently you have a small dick.

 

by Trelle
9-21-03
Ellert, Jim and Trida try and catch a train home.
Shit, dude! It's almost 2 in the morning, I don't know if another train is coming!
Hey dude, there's some crazy drunk black guy coming towards us....
Enter: Crazy Drunken Black Man.
Hey mang, is this the orange line? Mang, I gotta take me a piss, and since it's just us guys heh-heh I'm gonna piss on these stairs, don't think I won't!
*Snickers* Alright man...
A MBTA worker comes out to yell "NO MORE TRAINS" which leaves our heros stranded. A quick getaway is applied to get away from this crazy drunken man, but Trida let's some Spanish guy use his phone.
Hey yo, sure I'll let you use my phone Spanish guy who can't speak English...
I just got out. Hey, I know ya'll went to that WEEDfest, heh-heh, hey I just might havta come with yous heh-heh...

 

by Trelle
4-26-04
Jim, Jay, Steve and Ellert are outside a pizza place in Boston. Steve and Ellert are waiting outside.
Hey man, I'm gonna take a piss in this doorway, tell me if anyone is coming!
Haha! Alright dude...
Steve starts to pee. Just then, three people come walking down the sidewalk, in Ellert and Steve's direction...
(*Pee is happening*)
Umm...Hey Steve! People are coming.
Sure enough, the three people walk right up to the doorway that Steve is pissing in, a woman is holding her keys...
Oh My God! This is my apartment! You can Stop now!
Umm...no man, I really can't, heh-heh. (*Continues To Pee*)

 

by Trelle
4-26-04
After Ellert totals his car, he has to go to work, and deal with retarded customers...
Do you people sell Strawberries here?
Like the actual fruit? *sigh* No.
I can't figure out if he was serious or trying to be funny, but it was neither.
Oh....well how about Cherries?
(*dies a little inside*)
Not long after this incident does Ellert overhear some other retarded customer make a similar reference to fruit...
Hey Brett, whenever I think of Strawberries I always think they should like sell fruit or something, don't you? Don't tell me to shut up ass-face!
(*Putting CDs away*) I wish I didn't ruin my car, and I wish that retard would stop screaming about fucking fruit at the top of his lungs...

 

by Trelle
8-12-04
Ellert, Eric, Brian, Chris and Jim are all at Jim's house. Jim likes videogames. He's good at them.
Hey, it's raining, let's all go swimming.
Haha, I don't want to, man, but alright.
Everyone is waiting by the door to go outside to go swimming. In the Rain.
Hey! I don't even look like this anymore, but whatever! Is this my towel, Jim?
*CRASH!*
The crash turned out to be Eric who knocked over a lamp with his backpack. It wasn't very funny at all. The End.
Everyone Get Out Of My House Right Now!
I'm sorry, man!

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