Pirates Kick Ass.

Author: Trelle

Date: February 2, 2003

by Trelle
2-02-03
Pirates
Arr! Walk the plank!
Wait! You've already kicked my ass, took all my money and had your way with my wife, couldn't you just please let me go?
Kick
No! Har Har Har! Arr! Now walk the plank!
*crying*
Ass.
Arr! I fucking rule!
AHHH! SHARKS!