True Story! #3

Author: Trelle

Date: February 2, 2003

by Trelle
2-02-03
My little brother is so gay.
Sweet! After skateboarding with my friends and rapping to some Eminem lyrics, I can finally fulfill my true passion! THE LIFETIME NETWORK!
Okay Ladies! Get ready for our next touching Lifetime Original Movie, "My Son is Coming Out of the Closet."
His little secret it out...
Hey, Chris! I just got back from kicking ass! OH MY GOD! What the fuck are you watching??
Oh shit! Now he knows my secret! He knows my gay little secret! I'm outta here!
Lifetime = Gay. Chris = Lifetime. Therefore...
Therefore...Oh no! Chris must be GAY!
Women and Gay Men will rule the world! Lifetime Members UNITE!