Dumb and Dumbest - When Ulyses met Marty.

Author: Trelle

Date: February 5, 2003

by Trelle
2-05-03
Making good first impressions.
Hey! What are you doing SITTING THERE?! I'm totally going to kill you now!
Just leave me alone. I hate the world. Things can't possibly get any worse. Nobody has it as bad as I do.
Marty wines about everything, as usual. Meanwhile, Ulyses' patience diminishes...
Really? Well maybe I can help. I'm Ulyses. Now, what's so bad in your life?
Yo. I'm Marty. Well, first off all my teachers have the nerve to fail me! I'm obvioulsy the smartest person in the entire school. Also I don't have any money and I don't have a job blah blah blah.....
And that, girls and boys, is why Marty is blue. Literally Blue.
Oops...maybe I should have wiped that Radioactive Chemical off my knife before putting that kid out of MY misery. I have a feeling this isn't the end of Marty...
What the fuck is happening to me?!?!