(Soon to be) True Story! #6

Author: Trelle

Date: February 5, 2003

by Trelle
2-05-03
Ellert steals Chris' Credit Card to buy the White House.
*huh-huh* Um, yes! My name is Chris Wood and I'd like to buy the White House! Here's my Magical Goodies Creator!
Okay, Mr. Wood. I'll just take this credit card and process the order right away.
Disclaimer: Chris Wood does not get "wasted", and with that said...
I wonder if Chris noticed I took his Magical Goodies Creator...
Shit. What did I do with that Credit Card? I gots ta get WASTED! Maybe if I didn't get so WASTED all the time I would know where I put that damn Magical Goodies Creator.
Look I only got 3 fucking panels to work with. Make up your own goddamn ending you lazy fucks!
Okay, Mr. Wood! This all checks out, and I hope you didn't mind that I gave myself a little tip...
HAHA! You shittin me? It ain't even my Card!