True Story! #17

Author: Trelle

Date: July 10, 2003

by Trelle
7-10-03
Pirates of the Caribbean in two panels
Oh man, my eyeball fell out for the 600th time in the past 2 hours. I'd better chase it like a bumbling idiot again!
Why are you destroying all the Rum?! I'm Johnny Depp! Arr! This is the Pirate movie!
Gore Verbinski also directed "The Time Machine" but he doesn't want you to know that, so a fake name was printed where it lists the director.
Psst, hey Chris. Why the hell are they having so many like stupid parts in this movie? It would be so much better if--
Shh! Johnny Depp!
YOU KNOW IT!
Heh! Oh Yeah!
So in Love.