Stupid People's Stupid Questions at Strawberries (Part VI)

Author: Trelle

Date: April 26, 2004

by Trelle
4-26-04
After Ellert totals his car, he has to go to work, and deal with retarded customers...
Do you people sell Strawberries here?
Like the actual fruit? *sigh* No.
I can't figure out if he was serious or trying to be funny, but it was neither.
Oh....well how about Cherries?
(*dies a little inside*)
Not long after this incident does Ellert overhear some other retarded customer make a similar reference to fruit...
Hey Brett, whenever I think of Strawberries I always think they should like sell fruit or something, don't you? Don't tell me to shut up ass-face!
(*Putting CDs away*) I wish I didn't ruin my car, and I wish that retard would stop screaming about fucking fruit at the top of his lungs...