A for Effort

Author: TrueAbomination

Date: February 8, 2001

by TrueAbomination
2-08-01
Once Upon A Petri Dish.. Far, Far Away.....
Alas! I have Created A masterpiece! A DNA fix of profound magnetude..
In just MOMENTS I will be transformed into the PERFECT man.. I will be desired by ALL WOMEN.. Based on EACH woman's preference in the world!!!! I have arrived!
Stupid Stupid STUPID!! Proper Planning Prevents Piss poor Performance! I SHOULD have reviewed those answers and created a time machine first!!....