Careful what you wish for

Author: TrueAbomination

Date: February 12, 2001

by TrueAbomination
2-12-01
I have summoned you. I rubbed this lamp and released you and now you must do my bidding...
I-am-Clango-Genie-2000. I-have-replaced-immortal-mortal-genies. What-is-it-that-you-wish?
Clango I demand that you grant me ass for a lifetime, that you place me in a location that I will forever be the most handsome around.. and I would like a relentless boner.
Your-wish-is-my-command. *poof*
Oh! HA-HA-HA! Very Funny. Now get your metal based ass back here and change me back!
*swoon*