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by Truliant5
12-16-03
This is Paul. Even though his hair is really brown, this sprite was the best one I could find.. he is out main character, so get used to seeing him!
Dude.
This is Hai-In. She's another big player in our story, because she provides comic relief. Oft times, Paul and his friend Ross will run intellectual circles around Hai-In, "because we can, dammit!"
I know I'm right!
This is Ross, another big player in this story, and Paul's best friend. Why the Christmas tree, you ask? Because I can, dammit. And besides, I want out of school.. :-(
I'm a real boy!
I went to Tucker regular, because I'm a dumbass!

 

by Truliant5
12-16-03
Since we must be running along now.. More Introductions!
dud3, 3y3 4m d4 l337357 0f j00 4ll
Translation: Dude, I am the best!
Now we must be on with the story.. as other people come into play, I'll introduce them..
What are you going too do tonight?
Don't you mean "to" instead of "too?"
It was an AIM Chat like much others...
Don't you mean "meen," instead of "mean?"
No! I was right, you're just trying to confuse me!

 

by Truliant5
12-16-03
Later on in that same chat...
Man has several basic needs: water, nutrients (food), and hardcore porn.
....
I swear, this was an actual conversation. I have it saved and everything.
Hardcore porn?
Duh.
Right...
What? You think softcore will do?

 

by Truliant5
12-16-03
I also copied and pasted Ross the entire conversation, because we both enjoy a good laugh
lol
That's what I said.
Hai-In got mad at me for it...
Are you just showing Ross this conversation, or is the entire world in on it??
Was that a request?
Some people just can't lose gracefully.. and she does know where I live.
Just Ross.
Good, because if you show this to one other person, you'll regret it! I know where you live!

 

by Truliant5
12-17-03
That other guy is my Math teacher, Mr. Abdus-Sabur. Where the hell does he get a 13.5 Week exam from!?
Someone, please, anyone, shoot me now..
13.5 Week Exam today, class.
He made it up, there's were; made it up to torture us, give him some free time, and to bring down our grades.
My grade in math is already low, are you trying to fail me?!
Please take out a pencil, and begin.
He is evil.
Hmm.. this isn't all that hard..
There will also be 4 impossibly hard word problems: do them on a seperate sheet of paper.

 

by Truliant5
12-17-03
Since I'm going to die by fourth period, where I have another test, I figure I'll give you the basics of what will be happening then. Teacher here is Mrs. Hannegan, the Assigner of Work.
Oh God.. another test.. WHY ME?!
Okay class, please take out your computers and load up Quia.
Notice how all my school scenes are in a prison? Hint hint.
Great, Quia.. hehe, just bring up my notes..
It may look impossibly easy to cheat, since I don't walk around the room, but you're on your honor!
I actually don't cheat, but it is easy to, and I know people who do.
We have honor? Wow.
Now begin. Let me just go sit at my desk and formulate more and more (and more) homework assignments for you.

 

by Truliant5
12-18-03
One day, in English... (guy here is JC Hodges)
What's in this bag you just gave me?
Umm.. nothing.
It was really tea, I hope...
I think it might be weed.
God almight! Why'd you give it to me?!

 

by Truliant5
1-16-04
Typical day on the bus ramp going home.. Chick here is Rose, a Junior.
Hey Rose.
Hi, Paul.
So, you're coming home with me so we can have sex, right?
All stories run by Truliant 5 are The Truth.
Dammit, I forgot!
Well, maybe some other day.

 

by Truliant5
1-16-04
This guy here is Charles Wood.
Charles, guess what?
What?
Nothing!
That was funny, just cause it's Charles, and he's an idiot.
HAHAHAHA!
...

 

by Truliant5
1-18-04
We're floating in the sky!
I giv u good ficky-fick for twenty dollar!
I ain't no lesbian - I'm hispanic!
Now we're under the seaaaaa!
Aren't they the same thing?
dude lyk omfg wtf?
Let's go!

 

by Truliant5
1-18-04
Since I liked the Random Comic, I'm doing it again!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
You can't stop me, beetch!
What are we laughing at?
Beats the hell outa me!
I'm a man on the edge!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

by Truliant5
1-18-04
You know what?
Singing in the rain!
Just, singing in the rain!
I don't like n00bs.
What a glorious feeling to be..
Singing in the rain!
I'm coming after you, you newbie bastards!
I think she likes me
How long is this idiot gunna stay?

 

by Truliant5
1-18-04
lyk omg! dude wtf? lol rofl roofle lmao!
lyk u r sooooo wak!
want 2 cybr, sxy?
u r the wak 1!!!!!!11!!oneone!1111!!111111!
Moral - All Your Base Are Belong to Us
lokk! a bckgrond chang!
dude wtf omgz!

 

by Truliant5
1-18-04
Crackpots Unite!
Is this what Heaven's like?
No.
Together, the world is ours!
Is this what Heaven's like?
No.
Down with all the straight-edges!
Is this what Heaven's like?
No.

 

by Truliant5
1-18-04
Haha, bitch.

 

by Truliant5
1-18-04
I'm on a roll!
Cookie?
Do I look Asian to you?!
Feel the Insanity!
Cookie?
I ain't no Asian slut!
Anyone have a cookie?
Cookie?
Okay.. I admit it, I'm an Asian slut.

 

by Truliant5
1-18-04
Life sucks.
My name is Paul, and I am an alcoholic.
Hello Paul. The first step is always admission.
It really does.
I wonder if I should tell her I'm really here just to get laid?
Wow, he's so sexy.
The subject first and foremost on ever guy's mind:
Sex.
Sex.

 

by Truliant5
1-18-04
This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
They call me..erm..Bruce Willis.
They call me Asian.
Stereotypes?
Stereotypes.
Then again, what do I know?
How?
omg

 

by Truliant5
1-18-04
The last comic was actually suppost to be called "The Wild West!"
The last comic was actually suppost to be called "The Wild West!"
The last comic was actually suppost to be called "The Wild West!"
The last comic was actually suppost to be called "The Wild West!"
The last comic was actually suppost to be called "The Wild West!"
The last comic was actually suppost to be called "The Wild West!"
The last comic was actually suppost to be called "The Wild West!"
The last comic was actually suppost to be called "The Wild West!"
The last comic was actually suppost to be called "The Wild West!"

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
Okay, using the characters that have already been introduced,
I'm making a fictional story based on extremes of the real person's personality.
Like hell you are!
They like us better!

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
Dude, we're above all that internet slang.
Yeah! omg! I mean..
You idiot, you ruined the entire thing.
Sorry..
Moral - n00bs suck completely
i gess we can go bak to bein idits
dude

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
We're here to offer an explanation for the insanity that is contained in this comic..
Yeah, hope this answers some questions.
Moral - I am clinically insane.
What, you thought we were serious?
lol @ u

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
We're really sorry about the crap we have been rolling out lately.
Yeah, really sorry!
We would like you to have our sincerest apologies.
Most sincere!
Sucks to be you.
But don't expect any changes!
omg, lol!

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
It was a day, much like other days, except for the fact that it was different.
I had been called in to work a murder case. But this didn't look like any normal murder case..
No, from the moment I got to the scene of the crime, I could tell this one was gunna be stranger than the guy who lives next to me...

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
I went to the crime scene, and tried to pick up any evidence that the perpetrator might have left.
What happened here, Officer?
There was a murder.
I could tell he was about as smart as a wet, rotting board of wood, so I did what he suggested.
Well, I can see that. I mean, do you have any idea what actually happened, like, why? Or who?
Hey, I just work here. Ask my Captain, though, over there.
Things had gotten as muddy as the street after a rain storm, as long as that same street had some dirt on it to be turned into mud.
Captain?
Yes, that's me.

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
So I questioned the Captain, and he told me everything he knew.
Any idea what happened here, Captain?
I can tell you one thing..
What?
Who ever killed this guy did a good job, because he's dead as a door knob.
Things here had gone from bad to worst, just like my relationship with my ex, so I decided to look for clues.
Thanks.
Always try to help, that's my motto.

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
I questioned some of the witnesses the cops had already pulled in.
So, they tell me you saw the hole thing?
It was terrible!
They had about as much brain as my roast beef.
I can understand it must have been a horrible thing to witness...
It was!
I wasn't sure if he was telling the truth, so I left him alone. The blood coming out of his forehead didn't make me believe him anymore than I did.
But suicide is a bad idea.
Oh, no. I do this for a living. It's all done with mirrors.

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
I looked around, untill suddenly...
Hmmm...
And quite on accideny...
Hmmmmmmmm...
I stumbled onto...
My God!

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
It was a bomb.. I could tell this would lead me to more than just some old lady's backyard.
How did the coppers miss this?
The Mafia must be in on this
I'll just take this to my lab for examination...
Back at the Lab...

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
I examined it for a long time, almost as long as it takes me to climax...
And I noticed something odd about the explosives
It is as I thought.
The explosives had an address convienently printed on their cover. I headed to teh address as quick as a squirrel running from a horde of rabid, hungry foxes, wolves, and other carnivorous creatures.
I better get over there immediately.

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
I entered the Mafia Headquarters, and tried some negotiations.
Give it up, Mafia Scum!
Never!
When that failed, I just blew them all to hell..
POW! POW! POW!
Little did I suspect that this story would have all the twists and turns of a bad PI film..
Gasp!

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
Previously...
Gasp!
It was the policeman and his captain, they were in league with the Mafia!
After that, the bodies just started piling up...

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
The Captain somehow survived my homocidal rage, so I questioned him.
He tried some standard evasive actions at first.
Why did you do it, Captain?
Actually, we just came here to question the Mafia people, like you..
But I saw right through him.
NO MORE LIES!
That's no lie!

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
There was no reason for that lying coward to live...
Die coward Mafia scum!
Wait!
So I took out the trash faster than I used to when my mom chased after me with a broomstick.. but that's another story.
You won't trick me!
If this is the intelligence level of people these days, I don't want to live anymore...
That's good, cause I just killed you.

 

by Truliant5
1-19-04
But that was then, and this is now.
And after that, I found out the Captain was telling the truth, so now I'm here.
Bummer.
But that was then, and this is now.
Now, why don't I give you the "initiation ceremony."
I could tell this was going to be a long 20 years to life.
Get back here!

 

by Truliant5
1-20-04
How can you survive this harsh, deadly environment without a suit?
Silly, it's perfectly safe out here.
In that case...
Agh!
Oops.

 

by Truliant5
1-20-04
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by Truliant5
1-20-04
It all started as a simple rumor...
Have you heard?
No, what?
But it grew... and grew...
Have you heard?
No, what is it?
Now it is one of the biggest phenomena in the world: Bush started a War in Iraq!
Have you heard the news?
No, what do you mean?

 

by Truliant5
1-21-04
John "Small" Dick finally got released from prison, but it won't be long until he has another brush with the underworld.
Well, I'm glad I'm out of that hell hole..
And Dick was about to make some new friends.
Time to go back to my house and relax.. and I'll finally be able to pick up the soap again!
We're out! Allah be praised!
He's Muslim, in case you hadn't figured that one out yet. Not Spanish.
Dammit, I thought I had gotten rid of this moron.
Praise Allah, my friend! I will finally be able to kneel again for pray!

 

by Truliant5
1-21-04
The Mormon
Hi, this is Mark Watashobi from the International Bank of America. I was wondering if you'd like to buy a credit card at half of the interest rates of our leading competitors?
I'm sorry, son, but what's a "credeet curd?"
The Telemarketer
Hi, this is Mark Watashobi from the International Bank of America. I was wondering if you'd like to buy a credit card at half of the interest rates of our leading competitors?
You think that's a deal? Let me tell you a deal! I'm from The National Dogfood Society, and if you order one bag of dogfood at double the normal price, we'll include another bag, absolutely free!
The Geek
Hi, this is Mark Watashobi from the International Bank of America. I was wondering if you'd like to buy a credit card at half of the interest rates of our leading competitors?
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by Truliant5
1-21-04
Hi, Mr. Teendale. This is Mark Washtaboiya from The National Bank of the World. I was wondering if you'd like to open an account with us for absolutely zero interest!
Yeesh.. with a last name like "Washtaboiya," you'd think you could pronounce "Tindall" right!
Hi, Mr. Teendale. This is Mark Washtaboiya from The National Bank of the World. I was wondering if you'd like to purchase a credit card with no interest for the first 5 months?
I think I'm all set with credit cards..
Hi, Mr. Teendale. This is Mark Washtaboiya from The National Bank of the World. I was wondering if you'd like to open an account with us for absolutely zero interest!
Sure.. where's the nearest National Bank of the World location?

 

by Truliant5
1-21-04
Coming to you, Live from Richmond's Asylum..
DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M WHITE
DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M WHITE
We present..
DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M WHITE
DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M WHITE
Aw, hell, who cares.
WE'RE ALL BLACK ON THE INSIDE
DAMN NIGGERS

 

by Truliant5
1-21-04
There is no black and white, there is only grey.
But there has to be some black and some white, because there is always a universal good and evil that everyone can agree on.
Oh? Name one?
Video games! They are obviously evil.
Luckily, it was my shift.
Die dumb, videogame-hating bitch!

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