Telemarketing 101

Author: Truliant5

Date: January 21, 2004

by Truliant5
1-21-04
The Mormon
Hi, this is Mark Watashobi from the International Bank of America. I was wondering if you'd like to buy a credit card at half of the interest rates of our leading competitors?
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The Telemarketer
Hi, this is Mark Watashobi from the International Bank of America. I was wondering if you'd like to buy a credit card at half of the interest rates of our leading competitors?
You think that's a deal? Let me tell you a deal! I'm from The National Dogfood Society, and if you order one bag of dogfood at double the normal price, we'll include another bag, absolutely free!
The Geek
Hi, this is Mark Watashobi from the International Bank of America. I was wondering if you'd like to buy a credit card at half of the interest rates of our leading competitors?
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