Just another day at SquareEnix

Author: TurnipKing

Date: July 1, 2003

by TurnipKing
7-01-03
Well frankly Sir, we should stop making Final Fantasy games.
You must be on crack, that series makes us f*ck millions!
Well yes, but one little twerp on the Gamesradar message board thinks we should stop... and frankly that name is getting increasingly stupid.
Hmm, you may have a point. Lets rename it Never-Fucking-Endig Fantasy instead, that should satisfy everyone
Now, could you be a dear and heat up the branding irons, so I can get back to torturing up the ex 3D0 employee.
Dear god, no please just let me die...