Thirsty Nation

Author: Tyler_Massey

Date: May 22, 2001

by Tyler_Massey
5-22-01
The W. gets desparate...
Are there any good potential oil fields around here? I need to get these gas prices down, before the people lose all faith in me...
What do you mean, "before"?
On to Alaska.
Hey partner, know any cool places to drill for oil?
Caw! I'll peck your fucking eyes out!
And Area 51.
This looks like a good spot to drill...
Go ahead. Just don't say anything about the 'locals'.