Bored In Heaven

Author: Tyler_Massey

Date: May 22, 2001

by Tyler_Massey
5-22-01
Welcome back to our very special KKK Beastiality Incest Teenage Boot Camp episode here on Jerry Springer!
I can't believe this dickweed was mayor of Cinncinati...
"So, Clem.... Why did you marry your sister's diseased teenage housecat?"
I need to ask Dad if we have any disasters lined up for the Midwest. I think this show tapes in Chicago...
"Well, Jerry, she was in heat, and I was all alone there at the trailer park because it was the first of the month..."
I can't watch anymore. I wonder if my stupid maid ever found that remote....