Eugene Reads His E-Mail

Author: Tyler_Massey

Date: May 24, 2001

by Tyler_Massey
5-24-01
FW:FW:FW: Please, I need your help! My wife died, my truck got stolen, my kids ran away, I got fired, I'm HIV positive, and I have a gerbil lodged in my ass. Please forward this mess...
For fuck's sake...
Attention: Be sure that you attach the XVK88995544 excel document to the noon page. Comply immediately or we will attach a car battery to your gonads. Thanks.
Sweet Jeebus, I hate this place...
Hi, honey. Be sure and remember to talk to HR today about your 401 (K). Also, stop by Kroger and get some milk...
I think I'll go do some work to avoid reading my e-mail...