Isolation isn't always bad.

Author: Ubik

Date: January 30, 2001

by Ubik
1-30-01
"To Whom It May Concern:"
"Due to recent funding cuts, we will no longer be able to provide transport from Triton to anywhere else in the solar system. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause."
Oh well... could be worse.
"Did we mention we trashed all of your porn?"
Ohhh.... FUCK.