Pam? Two dollars. The Incriminating videotapes? Priceless.

Author: Ubik

Date: January 30, 2001

by Ubik
1-30-01
So... did you get the goods?
Of course I did! I don't screw around with my customers.
Sweetness! How much is it gonna cost me?
You with a strap-on and a can of Pam.
Oh good lord... can't I just pay cash for once?
With an ass like yours? Hell no. Besides, the vibrator you gave me last week broke already.