I'll bet $10 this has happened.

Author: Ubik

Date: January 30, 2001

by Ubik
1-30-01
Dear lord, I can't take the torment of my existence anymore! It's far too painful to-
*RIIIING*
Ye GODS! Could it be that... somebody's reaching out to me?
*RIIIING*
FUCKING telemarketers.