I am SO going to hell for this one, but it's worth it.

Author: Ubik

Date: January 30, 2001

by Ubik
1-30-01
So God...
Yes, my child?
Why always the burning bush? Couldn't you manifest as something else once in a while?
Well... I don't want to talk about it.
C'mon, old man. Fess up.
FIVE BILLION YEARS OF VENEREAL DISEASE, OK?! "Burning bush" was a euphemism and it caught on!