I'm sure Joe from "Arsenic Lullaby" would be just as pissed.

Author: Ubik

Date: January 31, 2001

by Ubik
1-31-01
o/` I called the witch doctor and this is what he said: He said "ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh, ching chang walla walla bing bang... o/`
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AAAAGH! AAAAAGH! STOPPIT! LEMME GO!!
THE SQUIRRELS! THE SQUIRRELS!!!!
You sing that song again, "Alvin," I'll make sure you'll only be singing soprano with the Chippettes!! ...lousy little fucking punk.