If I was religious I would persecute myself for blasphemy.

Author: UmMe

Date: July 13, 2003

by UmMe
7-13-03
Perhaps I should explain the last panel of my previous comic.
This. Is Jesus. He represents salvation.
What if I was one of you? Just a slob like one of you? Just a stranger among you, trying to make my way home? I'd kill myself, that's what. Unless I were Catholic, then I would go to hell for that...
This is my computer. It represents my link to the outside world and salvation, while at the same time wishing to bring about my mental downfall.
I think I'll freeze now for no apparent reason.
The puter, the puter, the puter's on fire. We don't need no water let the mother fucker burn, burn mother fucker, burn.
Fool, you can't talk to anyone now!! Bwahaha