The Ideal

Author: Uncle_Aussie

Date: June 16, 2001

by Uncle_Aussie
6-16-01
You know what kinda toilet paper I REALLY want?
mmm... No. What kind?
I want the kind that says in the commercial, "I'll make you cheerier, with a gentle touch on your posterior!"
YEAH! It has a lilting English accent!
It's nice to think of toilet paper that WANTS to wipe your ass.
It's really very comforting.