Spencer's Interview

Author: Undaunted

Date: July 13, 2003

by Undaunted
7-13-03
So... Spencer? What makes you think you'd be a good employee of Bob's Grocery Store?
Well, Mr. Jones, I'm very patient and polite, and I always thought I'd work well with customers. I'm very organized and good with numbers, and people tell me all the time that I have a great smile.
Yeah, you and every other applicant.
What if I promise not to turn you in when I catch you banging one of your fifteen-year old employees?
You're hired.
I thought so.