Spencer's Burning Hatred for Commercials: Part 2

Author: Undaunted

Date: July 21, 2003

by Undaunted
7-21-03
The new All-American Burger at BK... Filled with All American Beef goodness!
The sudden surge of patriotism in our fast food chains is making me nauseous.
How juicy is at? Well, at least two or three napkins worth. And you'll need to wipe your ass with a whole Californian redwood!
First, they cut down down the rainforest to make room for the cattle... Which they slaughter, then suggest an excessive use of napkins...
And, with our new All American store policy, you can rest assured that there are no Arabs allowed. You can eat your burgers without harrasment from those damn towel-heads!
If there is a God, the nearest Burger King will erupt in an enomorous grease-fire... Please!