Introducing: My Paranoid Mom!

Author: Undaunted

Date: August 27, 2003

by Undaunted
8-27-03
In My Secret Lair (The Basement)...
Spencer? Are you making bombs in there?
What? No Mom, of course not. I'm playing Armageddon, it's an online game!
You're plotting Armageddon!? Oh no, Bill O'Reily was right!
No, Mom! Armageddon, I've been playing Armageddon for the past year!
You've been plotting for a year? Sweet Jesus, you must almost be finished! I better call the police...
Great, so now I'm a terrorist... And my character was just eaten by a halfling.