God Bless Texas

Author: Undaunted

Date: September 8, 2003

by Undaunted
9-08-03
You know, sometimes I worry all that's seperating me from official trailor trash status is a shotgun and a three legged dog named 'Speedy'.
Hey, don't feel too bad. The most commonly used phrase in my house is 'just jiggle the handle'.
Please, that's nothing. I have to turn my clothes dryer on with a pair of pliers.
Wow, you're right, you are a hick!
... Screw you, Zack.
Why don't you go join the Republican party and marry your momma, redneck? Heh.