Why's Jermaine Dupri get a "featuring" credit on that new Murphy Lee song? He says five words! Or the Pink song "featuring" William Orbit? He just produced it! What's next? "Featuring" Quincy Jones?
Is it really something to get upset about? Think of it like an assist in basketball. You get credit, even though you don't really do much.
Well wouldn't it be more like an inbounds pass? I mean, somebody has to produce the thing.
Fine then. It's like an assist of an assist. A precognitive assist. If that helps you sleep at night.
*(Almost. LeBron would average about 8 PAs a game. Chances are, Ricky Davis would bungle the actual assist half the time.)
Hey! Precognitive assist! That's an awesome idea! Then LeBron could get quadruple-doubles!*
