So is it possible that Walter Matthau faked his death?

Author: UnmitigatedHardness

Date: December 15, 2003

Did you hear? They got Saddam!
Looks to me like they found Santa. But I'm sure that's a stale joke, and that you've already gone into PhotoShop and drawn a Santa hat on his picture.
But actually, after he shaved, he more closely resembled a Dennis the Menace era Walter Matthau.
So if he's Mr. Wilson, does that make Dubya Dennis? And Dick Cheney is Joey? And Condeleeza is Margaret...
Keep going. You can do "Prince Valiant" next.