It's Funny Because It (Sort of) Actually Happened

Author: UnmitigatedHardness

Date: April 13, 2004

We bring you to a possible identity theft situation, already in progress...
That dude's such a liar. All A's my balls. I can prove it. Go look him up. I know his social security number. It's 446-86-3298. You wanna write it down?
Uh...get out of my room--you're scaring me. Actually, on second thought, who else you got? Any P.Y.T.'s like, oh I don't know, for example...
My, my what a tangled web we weave, when first we`decide to deceive.
Are you talking?
Yeah, seriously, Nick. Shut the hell up. You're lucky I can just have you say something gay and save an entire comic. Otherwise I wouldn't keep you around. Hey, do you have his number?