John, you know a lot about video game history. What is Mario and Luigi's last name?
Mario. I mean, it's the Mario Brothers. Seems logical. I guess they're Luigi Mario and Mario Mario. Either that or Luigi just calls Mario by their last name, which seems unnatural.
If Mario isn't his first name, then what is?
...uh...Steven. With a v, not a ph.
What are they? Jewish?
Yeah. Racist. Just because they're plumbers, you think they're Italian? I mean, they fight goombas. Hey, why do I get to be the smartass in this comic? Something's weird; must restore order. Nick!
