Reality TV: What They Should Really Say

Author: UnmitigatedHardness

Date: June 17, 2004

"Room Raiders"
Well, she has a Chi Omega pillow, which leads me to believe that she may only feel secure when validated by her peers. But she chose, and by the way paid for, this peer group only because they
represented characteristics that she either saw in herself or desired to see, thus proving a narcissistic streak as potent as the insecurity. And she likes to party. Righteous.
"ElimiDate"
Actually, I would prefer not to pick either one of you girls. Your attempts to impress me by insulting each other have only succeeded in proving your own superficiality. Neither one of you showed
any effort to find common bonds with me. And your putdowns were even shallow. If you were to say that Meredith has no future it would be a little more effective than noting her small breasts. Skanks.
"The Real World"
Frankie, I really wish you would die.