The difference of women and men on...

Author: Vettrap

Date: May 31, 2001

by Vettrap
5-31-01
Nicknames
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other by Laura, Suzanne, Debra, and Rose.
If Mike, Jon, Charlie, and Bob go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat-boy, Godzilla, Peanut-head, and Scrappy.
Eating Out
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob, and Jon will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. They don't have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
Money
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.