All comics by Vettrap

 

Vettrap and Bill by Vettrap 5-28-01
No, I don't like the Xbox, I just feel it's a bad idea. My son, why have you forsaken the Xbox?	Shut up Bill. Go to Hell! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!	Meanwhile, in Hell.... Come on Satan, buy my Xbox. Send him back. SEND HIM BACK!!!!

 

We love SGM by Vettrap 5-29-01
SGM: Day 1 ..... and we here at SGM are dedicated to excellence, gaming excellence that is, and a fun, nice, family type of environment. Right on dude! w00t! benl!	SGM: 6 months have passed Ok, so we don't exactly update as often as needed, and sometimes things go wrong, but we still kick ass, right? PENIS!	SGM: Present Day Hey, things are going great, and we're planning to.....Ahhh, screw it! We're just here to devourer your time and souls. dammit....

 

The True Death of Daily Radar by Vettrap 5-31-01
One day... We here at Imagine Media are outraged and apalled of the allegations made by Nintendo. But instead of handling it ourselves, we'll let our cronies and affilatiate, Daily Radar, do the fighting. Yeah, that's right you Nintendo bitches. Who cares if we've got a suck ass site, we'll keep on using your copyrighted material, and in turn, stop posting Nintendo coverage.	During the ongoing weeks.... Nintendo: We warn you Daily Radar, you don't want to fuck with us. We'll crush you. It's not like gamers can't go to every other site that is better than you to get their Nintendo news. Oh yeah! Well look at us now! We're pissing of fans, and we're forcing people to go to better sites. Neener neener, whatcha gonna do about that?	Mysteriously months later, Daily Radar goes under.... El fine, Daily Radar? We told you bitches not to mess with us.

 

The True Death of Daily Radar by Vettrap 5-31-01
One day... We here at Imagine Media are outraged and apalled of the allegations made by Nintendo. But instead of handling it ourselves, we'll let our cronies and affilatiate, Daily Radar, do the fighting. Yeah, that's right you Nintendo bitches. Who cares if we've got a suck ass site, we'll keep on using your copyrighted material, and in turn, stop posting Nintendo coverage.	During the ongoing weeks.... Nintendo: We warn you Daily Radar, you don't want to fuck with us. We'll crush you. It's not like gamers can't go to every other site that is better than you to get their Nintendo news. Oh yeah! Well look at us now! We're pissing of fans, and we're forcing people to go to better sites. Neener neener, whatcha gonna do about that?	Mysteriously months later, Daily Radar goes under.... El fine, Daily Radar? We told you bitches not to mess with us.

 

The difference of women and men on... by Vettrap 5-31-01
Nicknames If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other by Laura, Suzanne, Debra, and Rose. If Mike, Jon, Charlie, and Bob go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat-boy, Godzilla, Peanut-head, and Scrappy.	Eating Out When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob, and Jon will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. They don't have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.	Money A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

 

The difference of men and women on...... Part 2 by Vettrap 6-01-01
Bathrooms A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor,a bar of soap, toilet paper, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.	Arguments A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.	Cats Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

 

The difference of women and men on.... Part 3 by Vettrap 6-05-01
The Future A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.	Success A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.	Marriage A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does.

 

The Difference of men and women on....... Part 4 by Vettrap 6-06-01
Dressing up A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.	Offspring Ah, children.A woman knows all about her children. She knows about Dentist appointments and romances,best friends, favorite foods, secret fears, hopes, and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.	Thought for the Day Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Chernobyl!

 

Overload! by Vettrap 10-16-01
So, what'd you do this weekend? Well.... uh.... I went to Modesto and saw the rebirth of the Assyrian Empire!	Word! Say it! Say it! Mannequin! French Toast!	What you say? Who put the cookie?

 

PSP Rotten by Vettrap 8-21-06
Yo man, whatcha doing? I'm enjoy this nice delicious apple.	Listen up chickenwing, why are u eatin dat apple in here when you can taste all the crazy flaaavor of all these different fruits outside? Hey fag, all these fruits are rotten!	PSP. It's like a forest full of rotten fruit.

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