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| A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor,a bar of soap, toilet paper, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. | |
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| The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. | |
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| A woman has the last word in any argument. | |
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| Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. | |
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