The Misadventures of Santa (5)

Author: Vex_Blackheart

Date: May 19, 2003

by Vex_Blackheart
5-19-03
...and then the robot was like, "DIE". And I was all like "dude, chill"...
Does he ever shut up? Blah blah blah...
37 minutes later...
So what can I do ya for Chauncy?
This package came for you today, sir.
It's... It's not from jesus is it? Can you hear ticking? Cus' he's been mad at me for, well, forever ot seems. It all started when...
Just take the damn package you fat bastartd!