America...Fuck Yeah!

Author: Vicious203

Date: January 31, 2005

by Vicious203
1-31-05
Welcome to America! Where Amish and Santa live happily in unison!
Bitch I'll cut you up like a Christmas goose if ya'll don't rep the NoPo!
Sir, I believe thou art abouteth to geteth thine asseth kickethed.
Not like smelly China, where squirells are higher on the food chain than girls, and everything is in ruins.
You want this yen? Then dance! Dance damn you!
*sniff* 1-2 cha cha cha, 3-4...
Hell, the rest of this doesn't even have to make sense because we know you'll come here anyway!
So like...what's your name?
For the love of God open the door!