Lohans a Bitch and I Think I Know Why

Author: Vicious203

Date: March 29, 2005

by Vicious203
3-29-05
I still can't believe you killed him
Yeah well, you know how it is...
N...No I'm afraid I don't...
Well, when that bitch actually said the word "Guesstimate" he knew it was coming.
So...you cut off his head, in front of that kindergarten class on a field trip to the pet store, and raped the skull clean of all brain tissue over a word?
...Well it sounded gay.