I Really Do Know That Guy

Author: Vicious203

Date: March 31, 2005

by Vicious203
3-31-05
This is a Public Service Announcement from the Gurt corporation. "If it ain't Gurt, it ain't worth dirt!"
Hi. Im a slime from Dragon Warrior.
And I'm a Dark Elf from Morrowind. We're here to deliver a public service announcement.
We understand that RPG's seem to take ages to play, so please, don't play them.
Do you have any idea what our schedules look like? I know a guy who still plays my game...after 4 years!
Oh, thanks, thats good to know. I'm the fuckin blob of gelatin you come across. Everyone hates me!
Hey, you want to deal with all these frikkin nerds who walk around in REAL LIFE talking like they're from Shakespeareland!? THY ISNT A WORD!