Eat My Shoe! EAT IT!

Author: Vicious203

Date: June 10, 2005

by Vicious203
6-10-05
Hello Mister Bonsoir, I'm with the Gurt agency and we'd like to ask you a few questions.
YA'LL ARE NEVA GAWNA GIT MAH PENNIES! THEY IS FOR GRAMMY AND GRAMPY!
Uhm..we're just wondering if you prefer Gurt Generic Product over whatever the hell else is sold on the market..
NAY I SAY! MY IGLOO IS MADE OF SALT BATTER!
No, I haven't done LSD at any point in my life. Get off my lawn!
...Where the hell did my van go?
YOU HAD NO VAN! YOU ARE IN LAND OF ONOMATOPOEIA! SAINT BURGESS OF YESTERYEAR!