Bonsoir's Bestest Friend

Author: Vicious203

Date: June 12, 2005

by Vicious203
6-12-05
WELL FANCY SEEING YOU HERE, BONSOIR!
WHY IF IT ISN'T MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD! HOW ARE YOU DOING, MISTER. I-FORGOT-YOUR-REAL-NAME!?
I'M GOOD! DANDY! BUT I AM ALSO THE INVESTIGATOR ON THIS CRIME! DO YOU KNOW WHO KILLED THE STEVENS!?
WHY NAY! THE STEVENS WERE MY MORTAL ENEMIES, AND I STABBED THEM TO DEATH, BUT I DIDN'T KILL THEM!
WELL THAT CHURNS MY BUTTER! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY ME A CLAM SURPRISE!?
DAMMIT I-FORGOT-YOUR-REAL-NAME! FINE! BUT YOU'RE PAYING FOR MY NEXT ABORTION!