Two Freaks Walk into a Bar...

Author: Vicious203

Date: September 22, 2005

by Vicious203
9-22-05
IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD, BONSOIR!
BONSOIR!? WHY THAT BE ME! ARR MATEY, I AM NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND!
BUT...BUT YOU ARE THE GODFATHER OF MY CHILD!
I DONE THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE! THAT'S PRECISELY WHY I WENT UP TO YOUR BABY, SLAPPED HIM, AND SAID HIS PAW IS HILARIOUS!
...WELL NOW AIN'T THIS QUITE THE PREDICAMENT! DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?
JUST ONE THING...SHIGA SHIGA DOO WOP!!!