The Best Laid Phans

Author: Violator

Date: January 18, 2001

by Violator
1-18-01
Hey Lowtax, 'sup? My nali plants have shown me the secret of red and green lighting!
Heya Cliffy B. you need to take waaay less nali plants, man! Just got back from Cancun with the ole tequila. Shit am I poor. Hey man, can you Hax0r the Gamefan assholes?
I scan my cat because my genitals are too small to fit onto the plate.
Yeah...riiight...whatever. Gamefan? Kill, kill, kill? Come on, Cliffy, open up your L337 HaX0ring on thair ass.
Ten bucks, yeah, I got that from that Oil of ulan add on Planetquake. Say, do you do nali fruit?
Rar. I am the Gamefan whore! Phear m3! Rar. I cost only $29.95 a month, all you can eat buffet. Bow to my power, Cliffary B!