SPARE THIS BUDDY

Author: Viper911

Date: February 8, 2004

by Viper911
2-08-04
Hey, buddy, can ya spare $2?
If I give you money, are you going to spend it on beer?
Um, no...
Will you gamble it away?
No.
Then will you come home with me so my girlfriend can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?