Part of the problem...

Author: Vulf

Date: August 19, 2003

by Vulf
8-19-03
Several days later...
What brings you to my room?
I've been meaning to talk to you. About your dead stripper. The one in the living room.
Is this about the smell? She's started to smell a little, huh?
It's beyond started. The foul stench of death has permeated through every fiber of our home. I would like you to get rid of her.
But I use her all the time!
I've noticed... That's part of the problem.