At least no one was hurt...

Author: Vulf

Date: August 22, 2003

by Vulf
8-22-03
Well, I have some good news. Apparently the authorities have found the party responsible for the President's assassination.
How is that good news? We're fucked!
The government is blaming it on Muslims in Southern California, as a means to further their political agenda.
Well, at least nobody was hurt.
Allright, darkie! You won't be passing on our security secrets to Al-Queida any more!
I work at Taco Bell.