All comics by Vultron

 

by Vultron
2-23-09
Jerry and Steve decide to go to McDonald's...
So, I've been thinking that maybe I should start to lose a few pounds.
Good, that way I'll be able to keep food in supply.
It's going to be a little hard though! How do I know what to eat and what not to eat?
Have you ever tried eating vegetables?
Of course! Their are onions on my Big Mac!
Should I tell him the truth, or will that just lower his confidence?

 

by Vultron
2-24-09
Hey Chef, do you think I have to much fat?
No, why?
I think I might have done something bad.
How so?
I think I might have killed someone.
I heard the police have zero tolerance for leftover bacon.

 

by Vultron
2-27-09
Here me people! Armaggedon is upon us! The holy book calls for sacrifice! But whom does the Almighty One prefer?
Bruce Willis!
Bruce, who?
Bruce Willis! He's that astronaut that sacrificed himself in that one movie to destroy the SUPER-GIGANTIC chunk of space rock!
I was actually thinking along the lines of Ben Affleck!
YOU FOOL! He's that wimp that chickened out on us and left Willis to do the job! What kind of minister are you?

 

by Vultron
2-27-09
So, the world wants an apocalypse.......well I'll give them their damn apocalypse! Whom shall I send to do my dirtywork! It has to be someone Super Evil!
What's a apocalopaypse?
Hmmm.... I'll need someone with a more devious state of mind!
Aha! Your perfect! In some demented way, even I'm afraid of you, and I'm SATAN!

 

by Vultron
2-28-09
Hey Santa, how many elf's does it take to make a toy?
Hohoho! I don't know, how many?
We'll just have tow ait until next christmas, you fake tub of lard!
And I suppose your not a fake?

 

by Vultron
3-02-09
As you know Greg, the doctor told me I don't have much longer to live! Before I go, there is one thing I'd like you to do for me.
Sure, anything you want.
I just hope you won't be too offended and embarrassed by this.
Believe me, nothing can hurt me more than that time at Burger King when you ordered 12 hamburgers and wanted a box of chicken nuggets afterwards!
I want you to take off your clothes and dance around me in admiration!
...or, you could take off your clothes and let me have a peek!

 

Can you believe it Rob, were finally married!
Yeah, I know! I was so excited that last night, after you fell asleep, I went to a strip club and bought myself a present! She's upstairs in the guest bedroom.
by Vultron, 3-02-09

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