Armaggedon

Author: Vultron

Date: February 27, 2009

by Vultron
2-27-09
Here me people! Armaggedon is upon us! The holy book calls for sacrifice! But whom does the Almighty One prefer?
Bruce Willis!
Bruce, who?
Bruce Willis! He's that astronaut that sacrificed himself in that one movie to destroy the SUPER-GIGANTIC chunk of space rock!
I was actually thinking along the lines of Ben Affleck!
YOU FOOL! He's that wimp that chickened out on us and left Willis to do the job! What kind of minister are you?