Your hunky lifeguard dad and sexy waitress mom

Author: WTFMAO

Date: March 25, 2003

by WTFMAO
3-25-03
Now Timmy, I'll invade your dreams and turn them all into nightmares! You'll never be rid of me, and your hunky lifeguard dad and sexy waitress mom can't do a thing to protect you! HA HA HA HA!!
It's me, Derange-O, the Clown! Fear me, worship me, for you are my slave for the next thirty minutes or so, until 9/8 Central and Mountain, followed by your local news program!!
YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE MY WRATH!!!
I had to pick today to go and get paralyzed from the forehead down.